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Shopping is better than sex
because............ You can do it whenever you feel like it You can try a variety of styles easily and quickly You can pay without feeling dirty It's not against any major religion You can practice your maths as well as exercising your body Multiple partners are allowed as well as solo You can get a refund if you're not satisfied It doesn't take much skill You're unlikely to offend Food can be involved without it being considered kinky You can involve your family It's readily available Long-term compatibility is easier to see It take less imagination It integrates people better into the norms of society. |
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