Shopping is better than sex because............

You can do it whenever you feel like it

You can try a variety of styles easily and quickly

You can pay without feeling dirty

It's not against any major religion

You can practice your maths as well as exercising your body

Multiple partners are allowed as well as solo

You can get a refund if you're not satisfied

It doesn't take much skill

You're unlikely to offend

Food can be involved without it being considered kinky

You can involve your family

It's readily available

Long-term compatibility is easier to see

It take less imagination

It integrates people better into the norms of society.



Sex is better than shopping because...
if you need me
to tell you
you'd better
stick to shopping!



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